Another satirical piece by my friend 'Psy'Narayan. If you know a bit about cricket, you will enjoy this. Laughter guaranteed.
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Sources reveal that the entire Australian nation (which is the total number of Indians, who watched India Vs Pak match at Adelaide and weekend footfall at Ambience mall, Gurgaon), have decided to boycott watching the semi-final at the stadium and will be glued to StartSports, Hindi feed for watching the knock out game.
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Sources reveal that the entire Australian nation (which is the total number of Indians, who watched India Vs Pak match at Adelaide and weekend footfall at Ambience mall, Gurgaon), have decided to boycott watching the semi-final at the stadium and will be glued to StartSports, Hindi feed for watching the knock out game.
The decision has sent shock-waves across the country, with the home
team being counted as one of the favorites to lift the cup, not having fans to
support at the stadium would work against the morale of the home team.
The country’s unanimous decision to boycott live cricket came to
the fore, when the news went viral that the Aussie tormentor, Laxman will be on
Hindi commentary during the live telecast.
On being asked about this development, the former leggie from
Australia disclosed that ‘For years, the country has been waiting to see the
Aussie tormentor on back foot on our soil and this is our only opportunity’ With
gems like ‘Every run save garna padega’
‘bulle ka baghari kinara laga’ and ‘ABD bagaut honhar giladi hay’, we have
never seen the stylish Hyderabadi, struggle so much in Aussie soil.
"Even I am inspired to take up the job at the Hindi commentary box"
(banking on his short stint with RR), winked the Aussie superstar with a
(Venkatsai) sigh of relief. On being asked about the lack of support to the
home team at the venue, pat came is reply like his zooter ‘Do you think we can ever outnumber the Indian fans?’
The two time world cup lifting ex captain Picky Ronting, with a
huge grin on his face told us that ‘All
our strategies over the years had failed to contain him and this is one
opportunity no one wants to miss’. He said, 'come to think of it what the
likes of – McGrath, Gillespie, Lee and Warne couldn’t do for us, Start Sports
did it in this world cup.'
"Regardless
of Australia’s fate in the crunch game, I am going to watch it on star sports
Hindi", thundered, Ricky Steve Clarke, the Aussie fan, who has seen the
team being hammered by the laxy righty over the years. ‘This is our time’.
Undisclosed sources also reveal that, huge number of people have
started attending private Hindi classes to enjoy Laxman struggling in
Australia. We also have news that
‘commentator of the box’ Rameez R is helping the Aussies with appreciating the
language better.
Our homegrown Barsha Hogle, was unavailable for comment on this
development, as he himself is going through a rough patch in the commentary box
with Shoaib delivering him chin music perfumed with leather. This is
better than Starc bolwing at Raina; said the elder Chappel brother famous
for under arm bowling and Sourav Ganguly.
Unfazed by the conditions, Laxy is confident that his vocabulary with Hyderabadi twist will speak for itself and keep the aussie fans out of stadium and ensure maximum support for India.
Just like his exquisite flicks and cover drives, hesaid ‘Guch baney gay liye, guch ghona hoinga wohi ek Honghar Ghiladi ki nishani hay’. He also said ‘Ousy kee Thaisy’ (Aussie ki Taisi).
Unfazed by the conditions, Laxy is confident that his vocabulary with Hyderabadi twist will speak for itself and keep the aussie fans out of stadium and ensure maximum support for India.
Just like his exquisite flicks and cover drives, hesaid ‘Guch baney gay liye, guch ghona hoinga wohi ek Honghar Ghiladi ki nishani hay’. He also said ‘Ousy kee Thaisy’ (Aussie ki Taisi).
